30+ Wine Puns and Jokes

Wine Puns and Jokes: Find a collection of wine puns and jokes that will make you laugh.

Wine Puns and Jokes

Why was the wine feeling depressed? It had grape expectations.

What do you get when you cross a wine with a penguin? A tuxedoed bottle!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a giraffe? A neck-trailing drink!

Why was the wine kicked out of the bar? It was corked.

What do you get when you cross a wine with a dog? A bark-vignon!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a bee? A hive-five o’clock wine!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a cat? A purr-nand!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a bear? A cabernet-ur!

Why was the wine feeling superior? It had a great body and a fine bouquet.

What do you get when you cross a wine with a snake? A hiss-tini!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a sheep? A baa-ronnay!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a bat? A cabernet-bat!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a turkey? A gobble-nay!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a dolphin? A merlot-fin!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a flamingo? A pinot-pinko!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a crocodile? A chardonnay-gator!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a skunk? A pinot noir-less!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a parrot? A chardonnay-toucan!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a kangaroo? A cabernet-a-roo!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a hedgehog? A chardonnay-hog!

What do you get when you cross a wine with a beaver? A dam-nay!