Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes

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Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes

What do you call a group of turkeys playing music? A fowl band.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A fowl strum.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks with a hundred legs.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a detective? A poultry-sleuth.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kangaroo? A poultry-pouch.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ladder? A fowl step.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a light bulb? A poultry-demic.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a microphone? A fowl voice.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a piano? A fowl melody.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a snowman? Frosted flakes.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vacuum cleaner? A fowl sweeper.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a water gun? A fowl shooter.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? A poultry-pod.

Why couldn’t the turkey play the drums? It had the drumsticks.

Why couldn’t the turkey use the computer? It was too turkey-fingered.

Why did the turkey go to space? To see the galaxies.

Why did the turkey go to the dance? To see the gobble-de-gook.

Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It was feeling gobble-de-gook.

Why did the turkey go to the library? To check out a gobble-ography book.

Why did the turkey go to the movie? It wanted to see the fowl play.

Why did the turkey go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gobble-mate.

Why did the turkey go to the party? It was invited.

Why did the turkey hide in the bushes? It was fowl play.

Why did the turkey wear a tuxedo to the party? It was the dress poultry.

Why was the turkey feeling depressed? It had fowl mood.

Why was the turkey kicked off the football team? It kept fumbling.

Why was the turkey’s art project so impressive? It was a real fowl masterpiece.

Why was the turkey’s math homework so hard? It had too many plums.

Why was the turkey’s music class so hard? It had to learn how to gobble in tune.

Why was the turkey’s presentation so boring? It was just a gobble-de-gook.