Swimming Pool Puns

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Swimming Pool Puns

How do you keep a pool clean? With a pool-itician.

What did the pool say to the diver? “Dive in and make a splash.”

What did the pool say to the sun? “You’re hot, but I’m cooler.”

What do you call a pool filled with apples? A swim-apple.

What do you call a pool filled with bananas? A swim-banana.

What do you call a pool filled with bubble gum? A swim-bubble.

What do you call a pool filled with candy corn? A swim-corn.

What do you call a pool filled with candy? A swimming pool of sweetness.

What do you call a pool filled with gummy bears? A swim-gummy.

What do you call a pool filled with ice cream? A swim-cream.

What do you call a pool filled with jelly beans? A swim-bean.

What do you call a pool filled with jelly beans? A swim-bean.

What do you call a pool filled with lemons? A swim-lemon.

What do you call a pool filled with licorice? A swim-licorice.

What do you call a pool filled with marshmallows? A swim-mallow.

What do you call a pool filled with peanut butter? A swim-nut butter.

What do you call a pool filled with popcorn? A swim-corn.

What do you call a pool filled with skittles? A swim-skittle.

What do you call a pool filled with soda? A swim-soda.

What do you call a pool filled with water? A swim-ming pool.

What do you call a pool filled with wine? A swim-merlot.

What do you call a pool party for penguins? A swim-mingo.

What do you get when you cross a pool with a dinosaur? A swimming-saurus.

Why did the lifeguard kick the can out of the pool? It was soda-floating.

Why did the tomato turn red in the pool? It saw the salad dressing.

Why was the pool closed? It was too chlorine.

Why was the pool so cold? It was full of ice-bergs.

Why was the pool so cold? It was in the shade.

Why was the pool so cold? It was located in the Arctic.

Why was the pool so cold? It was snowing outside.

Why was the pool so crowded? It was pool-ing day.

Why was the pool so dark? It was covered with a pool-ooon.

Why was the pool so dirty? It was full of pool-igators.

Why was the pool so dirty? It was full of pool-iticians.

Why was the pool so dirty? It was infested with algae.

Why was the pool so empty? It was drained.

Why was the pool so hot? It was boiling with excitement.

Why was the pool so shallow? It was only ankle-deep.

This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?

Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.

Get in the swim this summer.

Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.

Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.

Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!

Why was the pool so shallow? It was only knee-deep.

Why was the pool so shallow? It was only waist-deep.

Why was the pool so warm? It was heated.