Skeleton Puns and Jokes

Skeleton Puns: The human body is so fascinating. It features more than 200 bones. Find a collection of Skeleton puns that will make you laugh.

These Skeleton-themed puns will make you laugh:

Skeleton Puns and Jokes

Why was the skeleton unhappy at the party? It had no body to dance with.

Why couldn’t the skeleton play music? He had no organs.

What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a comedian? A bone-afide jokester.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? It didn’t have the guts.

Why was the skeleton always tired? It had no guts and no energy.

What do skeletons say before they start eating? Bone appetite!

Why was the skeleton feeling depressed? It had no heart to be happy.

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.

We suggest starting at the graveyard.

The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to dance with.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.

What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? “You’re dead to me.”

Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone.

When you don’t want to do something: “I’m bone tired!”

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone.

When you want company: “I’m feeling bonely.”

What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks? It came back with a skeleton crew.

What do skeletons say when they set off to sea? “Bone voyage!”

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone.

When deciding what’s for dinner: “How about spare ribs?”

Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!

What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone? Take skelfies.

What does a skeleton use to cut through objects? A shoulder blade.

When the skeleton went to school, he learned all about his bones in the osteoclass!

I saw a skeleton starting a fight. So I asked the reason why, to which he replied that he had a bone to pick!

The skeleton loved traveling and went on trips that included adventure sports like paragliding and cliff diving. He was just bone to be wild.

Skeletons are known to be extremely lonely in general because they have no body!

Skeletons are known to get quite sick on days that are especially very windy because the wind goes right through them!

Once, a skeleton took a stroll in a wild jungle, and he was chased by a couple of greyhounds. He marrowly escaped the dogs!

There was a skeleton who always found his spine to be very funny. Whenever it was funny, it started cracking up!

There is a special train service to deliver the mails of all skeletons. It is called the bony express.

The skeleton saw a man constantly following him for a couple of days. So he went up to that man and asked if he was spine on him.

The kid skeleton was scolded by his parents because he pretended he was sick so that he couldn’t go into skull.

Whenever skeletons go to the church for mass, they can never play the music as they have no organs.