New Year’s Puns and Jokes

New Year’s Puns: The New year is finally here. It is time to celebrate and welcome the New Year.

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New Year’s Puns

I’m going to make some New Year’s resolutions, but I’ll probably just break them.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop making excuses. Unless I’m really good at it.

I’m not saying I’m going to stick to my New Year’s resolutions this year, but I’ll give it my best shot.

I’m not one to make New Year’s resolutions, but I’m going to try something new this year.

I’m going to make a resolution to be more flexible this year. If that doesn’t work out, I’ll just go back to being rigid.

My New Year’s resolution is to be more decisive. Unless I can’t decide on a resolution, in which case I’ll just go with the flow.

I’m going to try and turn over a new leaf this year. Unless it’s too hard, then I’ll just stick with the old one.

My New Year’s resolution is to try and stay on top of things. Unless it’s too much work, then I’ll just let things pile up.

I’m going to make a resolution to be more organized this year. Unless I can’t find my list of resolutions, in which case I’ll just wing it.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. Unless it’s something I really don’t want to do, then I’ll just put it off.

I’m going to try and be more productive this year. Unless it’s the weekend, then I’ll just relax.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop being so indecisive. Unless I can’t decide on a resolution, in which case I’ll just go with my gut.

I’m going to make a resolution to be more punctual this year. Unless I’m running late, then I’ll just be fashionably late.

My New Year’s resolution is to be more positive. Unless something goes wrong, then I’ll just go back to being negative.

I’m going to try and be more adventurous this year. Unless it’s something I’m not comfortable with, then I’ll just stay in my comfort zone.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. Unless it’s something I really don’t want to do, then I’ll just put it off until next year.

I’m going to make a resolution to be more organized this year. Unless I can’t find my list of resolutions, in which case I’ll just wing it.

Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on December 31? He wanted to make a New Year’s toast!

I’m not impressed with the organizers of the New Year’s Eve celebration at Times Square. They always drop the ball.

Did you hear about the guy who assaulted a dozen people with a clock on New Year’s Eve? He couldn’t wait for the clock to strike twelve

My New Year’s resolution is to try and stay on top of things. Unless it’s too much work, then I’ll just let things pile up.

I’m going to try and turn over a new leaf this year. Unless it’s too hard, then I’ll just stick with the old one.

My New Year’s resolution is to be more decisive. Unless I can’t decide on a resolution, in which case I’ll just go with the flow.

I’m going to make a resolution to be more flexible this year. If that doesn’t work out, I’ll just go back to being rigid.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop making excuses. Unless I’m really good at it.

I’m not saying I’m going to stick to my New Year’s resolutions this year, but I’ll give it my best shot.

I’m not one to make New Year’s resolutions, but I’m going to try something new this year.

I’m going to make a resolution to be more punctual this year. Unless