Monday Puns and Jokes

Monday Puns: No one likes Mondays, it a day we all hate after enjoying the long weekend.

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Monday Puns and Jokes

I tried to start my Monday off with a positive attitude, but I think it’s off to a rocky start.

Monday mornings are a rough time for coffee lovers. They have to grind their way through the day.

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. It must have been a Monday.

I’m not a fan of Monday mornings. It’s the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.

It’s all fun and games until Monday rolls around and you have to put a bra back on.

I’m having a case of the Monday blues. But I’m hoping a change of hue will turn my day around.

I’m feeling a little sluggish on this Monday morning. I guess I need to caffeineate.

I’m not a fan of Monday mornings. It’s the day when I have to face the week.

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed.

The shortest horror story is called: “Monday.”

Monday mornings are tough. It’s the day when you have to put the weekend behind you and face the week head on.

I’m not looking forward to this Monday. It’s going to be a long and grueling week.

Monday mornings are always a struggle. It’s the day when I have to drag myself out of bed and into the real world.