Happy Birthday Old Man

Happy Birthday Old Man: Turning a year older requires celebration.

Find a collection of Happy Birthday, Old Man wishes and messages.

Happy Birthday Old Man

I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders. Happy birthday old man!

If I’m ever feeling down about my age, all I have to do is remind myself that at least I’m not as old as you and it always seems to make me feel better!

For your age and your age alone, you deserve to be well and truly treasured! After all, there aren’t too many still around from your era!

Happy birthday to you! Many of the best things in life get better with age, and you’re certainly no exception to that! I’m sending my very best wishes to you today as you turn yet another year older, my man!

Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.

I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy bday, old man.

Happy birthday old man. There’s just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?

Today is the birthday of a kind and brave man. I sincerely wish you strength and prosperity, kindness and love, a good mood, and a lot of luck.

Happy Birthday Messages for Old Man

I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte.

Happy birthday to someone who deserves everybody’s respect! After all, it’s only common knowledge that you’re supposed to respect your elders!

Forget about the pain and keep on dancing, it’s your birthday. Happy birthday you’re old!

Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. Happy birthday man!

Everything’s better when mixed with wine. Happy birthday old guy!

I was going to give you some advice – “you have to appreciate the little things”. But I remembered that at your age, spotting little things is easier said than done! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, old man! Enjoy eating your birthday cake with all of your own teeth while you still have them!

Be happy that you still have your teeth. Happy birthday old man!

Happy birthday to a man who seems to get more handsome with age! You know, at some point, though, that’ll all start to change, right?

Happy birthday to a true relic! For your age and your age alone, you deserve to be well and truly treasured! After all, there aren’t too many still around from your era! I hope you enjoy your special day and however many more remain!

He is so old that he used to paint in caves.

Happy Birthday! I’ve kept the receipt for the gift, y’know, just in case you didn’t make it

I wish I could figure out how old you are but I hate long math. Happy Birthday you old geezer

If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Old Man

Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find.

I’ll be completely honest with you, with all the years stacking up I’ve finally started to lose track of how old you actually are!

Happy birthday to you! I see that the God above has kept you healthy and well for so many past decades and more – stay healthy and well, old man!

Your wit and your wisdom are in a class of their own, and I have learned so much from you throughout my life.

Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.