Funny Valentine Messages

Funny Valentine Messages: Want to celebrate this valentine with a little humor. Make your valentine day fun with Funny Valentines Wishes.

These Sarcastic Valentine Quotes, and short funny valentine quotes will enable you to find the right wording to send.

You can text, Whatsapp, or write on Facebook or any social media platform.

Funny Valentine Messages

Happy Valentine’s Day to my huggy bear from your kissy face. Love you!

You’re more amazing than sweet tea and Moon Pies. Love you, Babe!

I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!

Love is a grave mental illness.

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My beloved husband, you are my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But you better don’t disappear when I get too close to you!!! Happy Valentine’s Day!

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.

Read: Sweet Words to Tell a Girl to Make Her Fall in Love with You

Valentine Joke Messages

I love you a little s’more every day. You are lip-smackin’ sweetness, Valentine!

If I could, I definitely would gather up all my love for you and put it all in a gift box. But alas! They don’t make boxes big enough for that! Happy Valentine’s Day!

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Never sign a Valentine with your own name.

From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew I was going to do this. Happy Valentine’s day, my frog, I turned you into a prince. I adore you!

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day.

Read: Valentine Day Messages for Girlfriend

Funny Valentines Wishes

Wishing you Valentine’s Day that’ll make you wag your tail! If you had one.

Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle kit.

The thing about Valentine’s day is that people discover who is single and who to feel jealous of.

Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

Valentine’s Day Money-Saving Tips: Break up on February 13th, and get back together on the 15th.

Valentines Day Quotes Funny

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

You’re never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him.

Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too – for being married so many times.

Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Sarcastic Valentine Quotes

Unlike the toilet paper, my love for you will never run out. Happy Valentine’s Day Forever!

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Without Valentine’s Day, February would be … well, January.

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.

As a man in a relationship, you have two choices: You can be right, or you can be happy.

Love is so much more than a four-letter word.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.