Funny Halloween Quotes

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Make your Halloween party a memorable one, with a touch of creativity.

Rita Rudner

“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat.’ ‘No thank you.'”

Jean Baudrillard

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”

Fernando Pessoa

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

Rodney Dangerfield

“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”

Lloyd Douglas

“If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.”

Richard Harris Barham

“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”

Miguel de Cervantes

“Fear has many eyes and can see things underground.”

Nina Willis Walter

“The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, “Who? Who? Who?”
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
‘Scary Halloween to you!'”

Anonymous

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”

Scottish Saying

“From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!”

Dee Snider

“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.”

Steve Almond

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”

Conan O’Brien

“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

Henry David Thoreau

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”

Drew Carey

“I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?'”

George Carlin

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

Mark Twain

“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”