Funny Good Morning Messages

Funny Good Morning Messages: Want to be funny in the morning? Being funny in the morning is not an easy task. Sometimes you don’t even find the reason to smile in the morning. You can make someone smile in the morning through funny good morning messages.

Find a collection of funny good morning wishes and messages that you can send to someone to make them laugh or smile.

Funny Good Morning Messages

You are so lucky I am not your morning alarm clock; I’d kick you out of bed with cold water just to piss you off. May your bed kick you into the shower so you won’t be late this morning.

Here’s fuel to awaken your senses, improve your outlook, and eliminate your frustrations. In other words, I brought you a cup of coffee. Good morning!

If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.

Good Morning, to the special person in my life! You let me eat breakfast, silently. You really get me!

Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately, we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something.

Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying!

Maybe the reason you woke up to my absence is that I’ve finally run from you. Just kidding. You’re so amazing that I’ll never do that. Good morning.

The only person you should look forward to seeing in the morning is you, I bet when you see how broke you are you’ll be motivated to work hard to be rich. Have a nice day!

I wish your day to go as crazily and vividly as that rocking alarm of yours. I also wish your neighbors to be spared from the awful morning alarms. Have a festive morning!

I’m not a prophet, but I can tell that you just woke up from sleep. Have a lovely morning, my sweetheart.

Wake up, my love. Flowers, smiles, and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning, Love.

Listening to the sounds of the birds in the sky reminds me of a bright morning smile you have. I can’t wait to see you today in class.

Good Morning! A reminder that you should be grateful I don’t break your phone that keeps ringing from the first bird’s chirp till the sun is at noon.

Good Morning! May the sun not suck out your energy but not be dull enough to sadden you. May it just give you a good tan.

Good Morning! Don’t spend the new morning energy sulking over past issues and maybe your mistakes. Do you know what you could do to avoid that uncontrollable anxiety? Take it as a joke, at least for today.

Good Morning to the person who annoys me least! Here is to another day of tolerance!

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Funny Good Morning Wishes

Good morning! It’s time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer with all your snoring.

I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I really miss it. Have a lovely morning!

In this battle between night owls and early risers, let’s not forget the real victims – people who sleep at both times, people who sleep at work, and people who dream of sleep when fully awake.

May you never wake from sleep before I do, so you’ll always wake up to my texts. Good morning, honey.

Love is key. You are the only key to my heart. I love it when I see you smile with a class. You are my everything. My bread of life.

My dear and beloved, thank you for not being a rock in my life. You are, in fact, a stone – a gemstone. Have a shiny morning!

Good morning, sunshine! Now, can we go back to sleep?

We cannot talk anymore. You have work, you say. I hope at least your mornings are free. Let’s keep our bonds intact through these messages. Have a good morning, and I hope you get free time soon!

May you begin this day as you do every day with a spirit of determination and joy. And, if all else fails, leave work and never return. Good morning, work buddy!

Waking up before sunrise is not pleasant. What is it that early risers feel? Hunger? Don’t forget to eat breakfast and have an awesome day!

You give me warmth. You make me shine amongst everyone. You can also dull me a little but keep making me energetic. You are my Sun. Good Morning!

Good morning, babe, all I want to say is that you deserve the best life can offer. Apparently, life is a little off today- it’s raining cats and dogs so don’t forget the umbrella.

You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a good morning afterward!

I woke up smiling this morning for I have the greatest gift of life. So cute and you give me a comfortable sleep. I can’t live without you my sweet adorable pillow.

Your morning should begin with a message from someone who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!

Good Morning! May your dog lick your face until you drop from your bed, sleepyhead. Get up and take your pup for a walk now. You need it more than him.

Love gives all for his partner, but my name is Peter. How do we reconcile this? Good morning, darling.

Good morning, love. I know, I know, I’d love to stay in bed but my coffee needs me. I hope you understand.

Good morning! I am finally here to help, just 4 hours late.

Getting up early is the first sleep in the wrong direction! Good morning my Love!

Good Morning! May your day be filled with books that aren’t dusty, may your bookmarks not fall off, and may you get to finish that book you’ve only read a chapter of.

Your kiss is my favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

Of all the things the school has taught me, I know one thing for sure. Not wishing someone good morning is a crime. So, hey, good morning, and have a blessed day!