Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages & Quotes

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages & Quotes: It is a very big milestone turning 50 years. Sometimes it is a big challenge finding the right words to write on a 50th birthday card. Why not add a silly quote on the 50th birthday wishes.

Find a collection of Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages, quotes, and sayings that you can use.

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on. Happy 50th birthday!

Happy birthday to the 50 new wrinkles and grey hairs you’ve grown this year!

Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday 50th birthday!

You know you’re 50 when your back goes out more often than you do. Happy 50th birthday!

There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies. Wishing you a happy 50th birthday!

Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations!

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th Birthday!

When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day. Wishing you 50th happy birthday!

Read: 50th Birthday Wishes for Wife

Funny 50th Birthday Messages

Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.

You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse. Happy 50th birthday!

Happy birthday to the golden ager! You have aged so wonderfully. With so much patience and endurance, you guide the younger lot without losing it. Thank god you are not cranky even at 50. It is quite laudable.

Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age. Happy 50th birthday!

Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!

I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. Happy 50th birthday to me!

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy.

There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.

I know we have a long journey ahead. Let’s keep holding hands as we smoothly sail through the journey of our lives. Happy 50, my love!

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old!

Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50thSalutations!

When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fool’s Day.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

Some words of wisdom for your 50th birthday: don’t forget to smile while you still have your natural teeth!

Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.

Three things happen as you age. The first is that your memory changes and I can’t remember the other two. Happy 50th birthday!

Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Male

Happy 50th birthday! Look on the bright side: at least you aren’t 51!

Here’s some good news on your 50th birthday: youth is a relative term. Compared to all the 80-year-olds in the room, you’re downright young and hip!

The best part of turning 50 is knowing all the stupid things you did as a kid happened before the internet existed.

The real essence of being fifty is not counting how close you are to hundred, but counting how many blessings you have had so far. Happy 50th birthday!

Until now you may have measured life’s worth with bank accounts and salaries, but now you will realize that nothing is more important than family. Happy 50th birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Female

You are more beautiful than ever both on the inside and outside. Happy 50th!

You are getting prettier and smarter every year. What a dynamite combination. Best birthday wishes to you, gorgeous lady!

Being fifty is like living in a penthouse. You get the most amazing view of your life and still have a lot of time left to have fun and enjoy. Happy 50th birthday.

Never fear age, just enjoy life’s new stage. Happy 50th birthday.

As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings for Him

You can’t hide your age from others. Your hair is graying and wrinkles appearing. Tell the truth. 50th, or you’re lying.

Be careful that you do not lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday!

I think I saw your wisdom starts leaking from your brain. Happy 50th Birthday!

Congratulations on your new distinguishing title as a 50-year-old!

Funny 50th birthday Wishes for Sister

Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!

If you haven’t grown up by 50, I’m beginning to lose hope that you ever will!

Happy 50th birthday! If you’re feeling old, just think of yourself as a very young tree.

The more you age, the more beautiful your cakes will be. You can see it? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!

Don’t worry about getting older. Facelifts are still an option to remove wrinkles. Happy birthday!

You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you. Happy 50th birthday!

Fifty is the time to eat as much birthday cake as possible. You never know when diabetes bursts your bubble. Happy 50th birthday!