Awesome Flower Puns and Jokes

Awesome Flower Puns and Jokes: Flowers are beautiful. There are different flowers and each has its own meaning.

Find a collection of awesome flower puns and jokes.

Flower Puns

Do you know why the tulip stuck out her tongue? Because she was embarrassed that she didn’t have any leaves!

I love you a lily more each day.

Did you hear about the lazy flower which finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.

Every daisy is better because of you.

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

What lilac at work, I make up for at home.

What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help? Lilac the ability to stop.

What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job? Take it or leaf it.

What did the flower tell his son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.

Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? They know how to nip things in the bud

My wife said that all our tulips had come out now. Who’d have thought, gay tulips!

It’s okay that I never made a family because I have m’orchids.

A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife, he gives roses. To his parents, he gives orchids. To his daughters, he gives daisies. And to his sons, he gives sunflowers.

What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.

What’s a bad flower pickup line? Let’s put our tulips together.

Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated? She rose above it.

Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.

I made out with a girl at an apple orchid, and she ended up getting pregnant. It’s because I came in cider.

Did you hear about the flower that never bloomed? It was a bud omen.

How do you know you’re in love with a flower? Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.

Flower Puns Captions

Iris you all the happiness in the world.

Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.

I’m head clover heels in love.

What do you call an inn opened by a flower and a chef? A bud and breakfast.

Did you think that that was all? Think again! Here are some lovely daisy puns.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but it seems like I’ll be stuck with it.

Everything is a-bouquet.

What do cartographers give to their loved ones on Valentine’s Day? Probably compass roses.

How do you know you’re in love with a flower? Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.

I heard you were in a thorny situation, but I’m sure you’ll come out of it smelling like a rose.

What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster? Floret!

Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

My flower goes faster than my bike. It has way more petals.

Let’s get to the root of the problem.

Roses are so friendly because they always thank you a bunch.

Put the petal to the metal.

How many lips does a flower have? Tulips.

She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

How did the old rose make a living? She went from house to house petaling her wares.

What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!

Why are plants the best chefs? They’re succulent.

I love you lily more each day

Short Flower Puns

Plants are my buds.

Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.

I ain’t dandelion.

For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.

Be still, my bleeding heart.

Put the petal to the metal.

Someone sends me bunches of flowers with their heads cut off. Am I being stalked?!

Why didn’t the flower get a second date? He was a garden variety.

What do you say to a flower after a breakup? Get clover it.

What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job? Take it or leaf it.

What did the youngest flower child say? Last bud, not the least!

Stop trying to make vetch happen.

I wet my plants.

What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal.

She had no sense of urgency; she was lacka-daisy-cal

It was the most beautiful flower I ever seed.

What does a door to door flower salesman do? Petal his wares.

I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.

I should be clover it by now, but I’m not.

A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower.

Why didn’t the flower get a second date? He was garden variety.

Flower Puns for Instagram

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

Time to take stalk of your life.

In order for the two to be married, his family had to pay a flowery.

What’s a bad flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together?

What’s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Mother’s Day? Son-flowers of course!

After a year of dating, he decided to poppy the question.

What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song? Can’t touch this.

What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower? You had me at hydrangea.

I listened to some music played by the orchidstra.

This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers… She woke up and chose violets.

Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? He just wants somebudy to love.

My love for you blossoms every day.

What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!