Christmas Puns Will Sleigh You

Christmas Puns: Christmas is an awesome time to have fun and for silly wordplay.

To help you kick start your Christmas season in an appropriate way, find some funny Christmas puns

Make your Christmas Enjoyable with these Christmas Puns

Christmas Puns     

A mistle-toast to the holiday season.

All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.

But wait—there’s myrrh.

Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.

Did you hear about the amorous couple whose car stalled on Christmas Eve? They got a mistle-tow!

Did you hear about the kid who wouldn’t eat broken candy canes? He wouldn’t take them unless they were in mint condition!

Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas!

Hold on for deer life.

How rude-olf of you.

I have the final sleigh.

I love you from head to mistletoe.

I’m pining for a Christmas tree to spruce up the place.

I’m pine-ing for you.

Is it best for the person carving the Christmas ham to be right-handed? No, in this case you want someone who’s ham-handed!  Don’t forget your buddies at Christmastime. Bros before ho ho ho’s. What do you say to a Chihuahua that won’t stop scratching on Christmas Eve? Fleas Navidad!

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.

It’s lit.

Love at frost sight!

Make it rein.

Oh, deer.

Resting Grinch face.

Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.

Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

Sleigh queen, sleigh.

Sleigh, what?!

Some people love eggnog, while others find it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

The Christmas alphabet has noel.

The snuggle is real.

We all know that Santa Claus brings gifts to children, but who brings gifts for the pets? Santa Paws!

What does a cranky sheep say at Christmastime? Baa humbug!

What does a festive sheep say at Christmastime? Fleece Navidad!

What kind of fish do they have at the North Pole? Jollyfish!

You sleigh me.

You’re sleigh-in’ it.

Your presents is requested.

Yule be sorry.

Santa Puns  

A round of Santa-plause, please.

Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.

Claus I said so!

Did you hear about the mall Santa who lost his job? He was fired for Claus!

How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!

If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.

I’m Claus-trophobic.

Rebel without a Claus.

Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.

Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.

Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?

That look soots you.

What do you call someone who can’t stop thinking about past Christmases? Santa-mental!

Why did Santa order a performance of the Nutcracker at the North Pole? He wanted to see some Pole dancing!

Why does Santa always pick the last sleigh in his garage to take out on Christmas Eve? Because he insists on having the final sleigh!

You’re my soul Santa.

Christmas Tree Puns

Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!

Birch, please.

Can I get a watt watt?

Fir sure.

I love you a whole watt.

I’ll never fir-get.

I’m feelin’ pine.

Ready, set, glow.

These decorations are tree-mendous.

This tree is officially lit AF.

Time to spruce things up.

We have great chemis-tree.

Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.

You need to branch out.

Snow Puns  

As it snow happens.

Best in snow.

He came, he thawed, he conquered.

I only have ice for you.

I told you snow.

Icy what you did there.

I’m snow bored.

It takes one to snow one.

It’s snow joke.

It’s ice to meet you.

Say it ain’t snow.

Snow on and snow forth.

Snow thank you.

This is snow laughing matter!

Up to snow good.

You snow the drill.

Elf Puns

Believe in your elf.

Don’t be elfish.

Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!

Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.

Get the elf out of here.

Have your elf a merry little Christmas.

He’s an elf-made man.

I’m elf-taught.

Let’s get elf-ed up.

Let’s take an elfie.

Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.

She has high elf-esteem.

Treat yo’elf.

What did Santa’s helper do when he wanted to improve his toy making skills? He read an elf-help book!

What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole? Elf-abet soup!

What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!

Reindeer Puns

Did you hear that reindeer like to gather in large groups? Yeah, I herd!

Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!

How did Rudolph survive his first trip with Santa? He held on for deer life!

What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!

What do you call a reindeer that suddenly forgets how to fly? The deerly departed!

Funny Christmas puns

Baby, it’s coald outside.

Don’t mind the resting Grinch face.

Hold me closer, tiny Dancer!

I only have ice fir yule.

It’s the most wonderful time for a beer!

Make it rein, deer.

Simply having a wonderful Christmas thyme.

Single bells, single bells, single all the way!

Sleigh it ain’t so!

That’s a wrap.

The Christmas spirit really soots you.

This Christmas is orna-meant to be the best one yet.

This hot chocolate is delicious, may I have some myrrh?

Who’s Santa’s favorite cartoon character? Chimney Cricket.

You’re adorabell!