Awesome Beach Puns for Captions and Instagram

Beach Puns: Coming up with good beach puns is not an easy task. But when you are at the beach you will easily come up with many options as you will easily associate them with shells, fish sand, among other things that the beach has to offer.

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Beach Puns

The ocean is the perfect place to go when you’re feeling salty.

Whenever I’m feeling crabby, I can always count on the beach to make me come out of my shell.

Nobody likes a shady beach.

I’m so beach bummed.

Life is a beach, I’m just playing in the sand.

Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat.

The s’more the merrier.

This beautiful beach is making me emoceanal.

Twinkle twinkle little starfish.

Seas the day!

It’s not my salt you got burned!

Walk the plank-ton!

I’ve had a-boat enough of being on land!

I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway

Why is the ocean always blue? Because it holds all of its feelings deep down inside where no one can see them!

Why did the waves keep crashing on the shore? Because they were forgetful and kept forgetting their lines!

Girls just wanna have sun.

I try to avoid pier pressure and just do my own thing.

Getting the real starboard treatment.

Let the waves of relaxation wash over you.

Beach better have my money!

This beach is like a fanta-sea.

I want to lay on a beach and not move for three days.

Chilling at the beach: my life porpoise.

Swimming is my de-salt choice.

I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway.

You used to call me on my shell-phone…

I find the ocean really crab-tivating!

They have a great friend-ship.

I really don’t understand what all these ocean puns are a-boat.

Can you crab me more sunscreen?

Don’t let the bad vibes tide you down.

If you’re happy and you know it clap your sands.

Lega-sea is greater than curren-sea.

Life’s a beach, so find your wave and ride it!

Better bait than never, I always say.

I’m just coasting along this summer.

The sound of the waves has such a palming effect.

How does a octopus go to war? Well-armed.

You don’t like the ocean? Beach, please.

I love them both! I can’t cruise my favorite!

I’ll be at the beach; if you need me, call me on my shell phone

Currently octo-pied sitting on the beach!

Beach Puns for Captions

Feeling fine and sandy.

Life’s a beach, but don’t let yourself get tide down.

This is my resting beach face.

We dolphin-ately need more beach time.

Grab me a drink from the sandbar!

I’m all tide up at the moment.

forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned!

There’s no need to be shellfish – sharing is caring!

Beach you to it.

Beach lover? Gill-ty as charged.

I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went.

Things are not always as they ap-pier.

If I hear one more bad beach pun, I’m going to have a sea-sure.

I’m only interested in seashells of a certain caliber.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

I’ve been looking for salmon just like you.

Just look for the biggest wave in the ocean – that’s where you’ll find me riding!

Tell you my favorite beach? It’s really to be so Pacific.

This might be crazy, but should we tide the knot?

Water a-boat we hire a pedelo?

A beach trip is a grand clam of a vacation.

Swimmer down now, no point being angry!

My cheesy beach pick up lines are shore to win your heart.

This is my Resting beach face.

Feeling beachy keen

Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.

I wanna be Moray than just a friend.

This beach is out-sanding.

I’m just coasting along this summer.

Sun, sand, and pineapple in hand

I cut myself at the beach. I think I need a sturgeon.

If you top notch beach, let me hear you holla!

Grateful for sandy toes and salty hair.

The tan will fade, but the memories will last forever.

Beach Puns for Instagram

We’re having a whale of a time. Fish you were here.

Seas the day!

Do you have a fish-ue with me?

Gone to the beach. Be back never.

Watery going to do at the beach? Just go with the flow?

High tide or low tide, they’re always by my side

I hope things aren’t getting too rough for you. Relax and take a sand-break!

We dolphin-ately need more beach time.

How does a starfish find her way home? By following the star lights, of course!

We’re swimming in troubled waters now.

Whale you be mine?

What a fin-tastic day

That beach pun was so bad, I’m going to have to con-fish-cate it.

Being at the beach makes me happy as a clam.

I must be a mermaid… I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.

Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here.

Sun-believable

No shell-phones allowed on vacation!

Living like a Hollywood starfish!

It feels good to be a little shellfish sometimes.

You’re very sand witch!

Take time to coast (and toast).

I could really go for a sand-wich right now.

Keep palm and carry on.

All I need is the salt in my hair and the sand between my toes.

No filter is needed when you’re at the beach.

I’ve been herring rumors about this beautiful beach…

Being at the beach makes me happy as a clam.

Hey, water you doing later?

My day at the seaside got a bit out of sand.

Living for sunny days!

I forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned!

What does an umbrella say? I’ve got you covered!

Pleased to meet your aqua-intance.

I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Summer in four words – Sea, Sand, Sun, and Fun!

My friends mer-make me happy!

Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.

The sound of the waves crashing on the shoreline is one of nature’s most calming sounds.

There’s some-fin about Mary.

I ashore you this seaside is beautiful!

The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.