Alcohol Puns

Alcohol Puns: Find a collection of alcohol puns that you can use.

Alcohol Puns

What should you order if you just want a small drink?

I promise not to drunk dial you. Alcohol you later.

Beers to many more cheers

Why did the Easter Bunny show up at the bar?

Whiskey puns are hilarious, and we have the proof.

Beer makes me hoppy

You are un-beer-leavible

Let’s get hop-py

Whiskey vs. vodka – now that’s a spirited debate!

Hop-posites Attract

We won the champagne-ship.

When there’s a wine, there’s a way.

Well, look what we have beer

Who Let the Dogs Stout

I gotta take a pilsner

Everything happens for a Riesling

Alcohol Puns Captions

What should you order if you just want a small drink? A marteenie!

I was going to get a 12-pack of beer, but I got 24 just in case.

I love my partner-in-wine

Hoppy birthday!

Don’t worry, beer happy.

When she called, we told her of the fun we were having on the other side of town. “We wish you were beer!” We exclaimed.

Call me old-fashioned.

Friends don’t let friends wine alone

Just an intelligent guess, if a redhead homebrews he makes a ginger ale.

Alcohol has been voted the best solvent. It dissolves anything from families to marriages to careers.

Thanks for your Patrón-age.

Let’s cut to the chase.

My favorite book is How Tequila Mockingbird.

Beer is not the answer. Beer is the Question. Yes is the answer.

A few of these and we’ll be singing Springsteen all night long.

Never say to a policeman that you can’t reach for your license unless he holds your beer.

Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.

Liquor Puns

Liquor might not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.

Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out.

It’s time to wine down.

We just have to accept it that sobriety is not in everyone’s vodkabulary.

To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.

When you are in a hurry but still want to have a shot, then try Rushing vodka

When choosing the best type of alcohol pun, many would say that vodka is the clear choice.

I’m expanding my vodka-bulary.

At a keg party, the most popular dance is the tap dance.

Time flies when you’re having rum.

This seems like something Freud would do.

Have you heard about the alcoholic psychic? He made every one of the spirits in his home disappear.

Yeah we’re gonna have to cap your Zombie cocktail limit at two.

So the doctor said I need to drink more wine. Also, I have started calling myself the doctor.

Alcohol you later.

Don’t forget the coconut water for the morning.

I make pour decisions.

Why did the bartender tell the guest that he couldn’t bring his dog into the bar? Because he knew he couldn’t hold his licker!

Start your birthday off on the right cocktail.

Funny Drinking Jokes

Why don’t they allow dogs in bars? Because most of them can’t hold their licker!

If you’re going to be salty bring the tequila

How can you use the cold weather to lose your buzz? Go outside with no coat and get so-brr!

The reason why the drunk climbed up the bar roof is because it was announced the next one was on the house.

With friends like these, what could go wrong?

Like a bear drinking honey from a bee hive, I’m getting really buzzed.

The coldest alcohol is brrr-bon.

I am really getting buzzed, just like a bear drinking honey straight from a beehive.

If you annoy him, he’ll get sangria.

Bear And Deer Equals Beer

Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

What did one beer bottle say to his spilled friend? It’s too bad you got wasted.

The smallest drink is a mar-teeny.

Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!

I’ve always liked to indulge now and again, but I draw the lime when it comes to tequila.

Did you hear there’s a Mexican version of Harper Lee’s classic novel?

Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

Drinking too many margaritas is liable to tequil-ya.

My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

If life gives you limes, make margarita

Sobriety is not in my Vodkabulary

How do alcoholics get up a flight of stairs? By taking 12-steps at a time.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.

You ciroc my work