Ghost Puns and Jokes

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Ghost Puns and Jokes

Why do ghosts have a hard time impersonating the living? The sheet is a dead giveaway!

What do you call a ghost that refuses to stay in a haunted house? A free spirit!

The ghost said to the supermodel ‘if you’ve got it, haunt it’.

Why did the ghost go to the gym? Because it wanted to get boo-tiful.

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because it wanted to have a haunting good time.

Why did the ghost go to the bar? Because it wanted to get spooked.

Why was the ghost feeling sad? Because it had no body to haunt.

Why did the ghost go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little spooked.

Why did the ghost go to the salon? Because it wanted to get a haunting haircut.

Why did the ghost go to the store? Because it wanted to get some ghostly supplies.

Why did the ghost go to the beach? Because it wanted to get some boo-ze and waves.

Why did the ghost go to the movies? Because it wanted to see the latest haunt-lywood blockbuster.

Why did the ghost go to the library? Because it wanted to find a good haunt-iday read.

Why did the ghost go to the amusement park? Because it wanted to go on the haunt-roller coaster.

Why did the ghost go to the carnival? Because it wanted to see the ghosts on the tightrope.

Why did the ghost go to the zoo? Because it wanted to see the ghosts on the loose.

Why did the ghost go to the concert? Because it wanted to see the ghost-busters.

Why did the ghost go to the museum? Because it wanted to see the haunt-ifacts.

Why did the ghost go to the therapist? Because it was feeling a little haunt-ed.

Why did the ghost go to the library? Because it wanted to find a good haunt-ing story.

Why did the ghost go to the beach? Because it wanted to get some boo-ze and rays.

Ghost Pun Captions

I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.

What do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!

I’d never ghost you… not even on Halloween.

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to shoot a ghost? He mist!

Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.

I think I have deja-boo.

Are you a ghost? Because I see you as my boo.

For dessert, the ghost made a delicious boo-meringue.

When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.

Short Ghost Puns

The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.

I may be Dracula, but I don’t want to stay a bat-chelorette. Let’s go out.

The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.

Where do ghosts like to trick or treat? Dead ends.

You must be a zombie, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

How can you tell that vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.

What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!