Birthday Puns and Jokes for the Day

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Birthday Puns

May your birthday be as sweet as you are!

Happy birthday to you, you’re aging like a fine wine!

You’re not getting older, you’re leveling up!

There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday, unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday.

It’s your birthday! Time to party like it’s your birthday!

What type of birthday cake did Peter Pan get? A pan-cake!

May your birthday be filled with love, laughter, and cake!

I hope your birthday is as special as you are!

Happy birthday to the birthday queen/king!

It’s your day to shine, have a fantastic birthday!

Why do people write on birthday cakes? Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too!

Wishing you a birthday that’s out of this world!

Hope your birthday is a slice of heaven!

Go ahead, cake my day.

I always get emotional on my birthday. Even my cake is in tiers.

Once you’re over the hill, that’s when you begin to really pick upspeed.

Birthday Puns One Liners

So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing.

Here’s to a soup-er birthday!

Dim-sum body say it’s your birthday?

Why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in weird fabric? To make your presents felt.

Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.

You’re old, but I do not carrot all.

I’m trying to convince my wife I want a Segway for my birthday. But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.

It is your birthday—you batter believe it!

Go ahead…cake my day.

Some wise birthday advice: Forget about your past, you can’t change it. Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one.

Happy birthday…no matter how you slice it.

That birthday party was gelato fun.

Birthday Puns to Write In a Card

Have some cake and ice cream to celebrate sherbert day!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.

Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.

Turning 21…is nothing to wine about.

Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.

Let’s make like candles on a birthday cake and get lit.

Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.

Let’s make like raccoons and get trashed.

What did Wreck-It Ralph have on his birthday? A bash.

What did the dancer say to her classmate? Tappy birthday!

Once you’re over the hill, that’s when you begin to really pick up speed.

Don’t worry, I didn’t froget your birthday.

It’s hard to make a good birthday joke for a chemist. All the good ones Argon.

Short Birthday Puns

Nothing holds a candle to you.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A birthday pheasant.

Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen.

You’re a koalaty friend. Happy birthday!

What do snakes do on their birthday? Get legless.

How do you wish cheese happy birthday? Have a gouda day!

Why didn’t the psychologist enjoy his birthday? He wasn’t Yung anymore.

Happy birthday. We really must ketchup soon.

When is the best time to buy a birthday gift? The present.

What do you say to a Swedish person on his birthday? I’m happy you were Björn.

How do you wish another cow a happy birthday? I herd it’s your birthday.

What do you say to surfers on their birthday? Happy surf-day.

Happy birthday, teddy bear, would you like some more cake? No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What do you call it when you eat too much on your birthday? Your girth-day.

Don’t worry if no-one comes to your birthday party. You can have your cake and eat it too.